Focusing on so many things Delia and I do agree on — most of our television viewing preferences, for example — might make it sound like everything is perfect and we never disagree on anything.
Like all humans, we do, of course, have disagreements sometimes. Like there are some things I like to watch that Delia absolutely does not want to see on screen, EVER. Case in point: BLACKHEAD EXTRACTION VIDEOS on YouTube.
Watching videos of plugs of grease being squeezed and/or pulled out of people’s skin is like candy for my brain. A visual lullaby, soothing and sedating me with the efficacy of hydroxyzine or klonopin while I’m watching it. Every time one is pulled out properly and thoroughly it is like a mini-orgasm for my mind.
Delia thinks these videos are hundred percent GROSS, though. She will not watch them with me, so no bedtime blackhead videos for me when we’re sleeping in the same bed.
One of my favorite grody ear-blackhead(s) removal videos complete with super cute music:
Can you see why she turns away when I try to play these kinds of videos?
