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POOP PICS

I love being able to text my wife poop pics and she replies “congratulations!” with party confetti celebration emojis. It’s not just the event, either. Marriage means KNOWING (and giving a shit) when your mate is suffering from constipation or any kind of...

Early Birthday Present

Today my wife bought me two nights in a nice room for a once-in-a-lifetime event/trip before they sold out and left me stranded. I am very excited, and not writing more about it now because the best way I can pay her back is to relax and watch a movie with her to...
Mayday: Air Disasters

Mayday: Air Disasters

The way my wife gets just as excited as I do when we find a whole channel devoted to my favorite kind of disaster programming. And the way she insists on rewinding it to the beginning of the episode. Whether we’ve already seen this one or not. Having a special...
Creampie

Creampie

Took me a sec to see it but … <3 the way Delia showed this picture to me at the gas station and said, “here … I took this, just for you.”