Need New Batteries

Need New Batteries

Delia has a new job. And we have a new old car. Everything is always a gamble. All of the check engine lights came on this week. Waking up so so early these mornings. The cold the wind the snow the hail. The power outages. The batteries dying. The risk of not making...

POOP PICS

I love being able to text my wife poop pics and she replies “congratulations!” with party confetti celebration emojis. It’s not just the event, either. Marriage means KNOWING (and giving a shit) when your mate is suffering from constipation or any kind of...
Mayday: Air Disasters

Mayday: Air Disasters

The way my wife gets just as excited as I do when we find a whole channel devoted to my favorite kind of disaster programming. And the way she insists on rewinding it to the beginning of the episode. Whether we’ve already seen this one or not. Having a special...
Creampie

Creampie

Took me a sec to see it but … <3 the way Delia showed this picture to me at the gas station and said, “here … I took this, just for you.”