POOP PICS

I love being able to text my wife poop pics and she replies “congratulations!” with party confetti celebration emojis. It’s not just the event, either. Marriage means KNOWING (and giving a shit) when your mate is suffering from constipation or any kind of...
Mayday: Air Disasters

Mayday: Air Disasters

The way my wife gets just as excited as I do when we find a whole channel devoted to my favorite kind of disaster programming. And the way she insists on rewinding it to the beginning of the episode. Whether we’ve already seen this one or not. Having a special...
Creampie

Creampie

Took me a sec to see it but … <3 the way Delia showed this picture to me at the gas station and said, “here … I took this, just for you.”
Consolation Lights

Consolation Lights

Things did not go as planned today. A really awesome big gift we received ended up costing us over a thousand dollars. Still a super awesome gift, though … we just were not prepared / hadn’t anticipated it. Then our healthy evening plan was completely...