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Fordite?

Fordite?

When I asked Delia “do you know what fordite is?” She said, “Uhhh yeah … … threedite, fordite, fivedite … I know them all!” Fordite is a now-rare byproduct of the automotive industry composed of fine layers of auto paint.The...
Need New Batteries

Need New Batteries

Delia has a new job. And we have a new old car. Everything is always a gamble. All of the check engine lights came on this week. Waking up so so early these mornings. The cold the wind the snow the hail. The power outages. The batteries dying. The risk of not making...

POOP PICS

I love being able to text my wife poop pics and she replies “congratulations!” with party confetti celebration emojis. It’s not just the event, either. Marriage means KNOWING (and giving a shit) when your mate is suffering from constipation or any kind of...
Mayday: Air Disasters

Mayday: Air Disasters

The way my wife gets just as excited as I do when we find a whole channel devoted to my favorite kind of disaster programming. And the way she insists on rewinding it to the beginning of the episode. Whether we’ve already seen this one or not. Having a special...