We forced ourselves to go outside for a little fresh air, sunshine, and exercise on the last Sunday in June.

I was on day three of a headache, so we picked somewhere with lots of shady trails, and I smoked some pot (seriously it does help with migraines) before we left.

Okay, yeah, so being stoned does also maybe make me extra super smiley!

The (other) mountain was out:

Snowy Mount Baker in back, ferry riding the blue Puget Sound: framed between treetops.

I don’t know if I would even have noticed the mountain, but Delia *always* sees the mountains, and stopped us to admire it. I think it’s because she loves to ski. Or because she’s taller. Or just more in tune with the peaks of distant awesome nature and rock formations.

I have got to make us more money so I can take her skiing: she has not gone THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER! It is a travesty. I am a terrible husband. MUST LEVEL-UP TO GIFT HER TROPHY WIFE SNOW BUNNY SKINS, GEAR, & EVENTS.

My tall wife Delia stretches her long longs on the trail, giving you a peek up her short little skort.

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